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I've been toying with the idea of a clean break for a while now - and whilst devolutions was fun, I think it's time for a change.

If you don't want to add markenzeichen  - then, it's been fun, and I'll miss you! :)
Thanks guys! <3

 

HAHA FUCK YOUR SHIT, I'M A BRITFAG.
Seriously. Unimpressed with you writer's block.

Stolen off the_summoning_d, cheers! :3
I even stole some of her movies. :3

I found it such an effort to finally think of twenty! D:

1. Pick 20 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to imdb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. No googling / using imdb search or other search functions. DON'T CHEAT.

 

( LET'S TRY THIS ONE MORE TIME, ELL-JAY. )

 

Super bored. So I stole this off

the_summoning_d. :3

Pick a fandom and I will tell you who I would:

oo1. bake cupcakes for:
oo2. trust with the keys to my car:
oo3. put thumbtacks on their chair:
oo4. have a crush on:
oo5. pack up and leave if they moved next door:
oo6. vote for President:
oo7. pick as my partner in a buddy movie:
oo8. pair up:
oo9. vote off the island and into the volcano:
oo10. wheedle into fixing my MP3 player:

 

Hmm. I haven't done a writer's block in a while.

The best deal I've gotten recently is my cleaning job - I clean for my mum, and for my great aunt, whilst she's in hospital - it's five quid an hour, which for me is pretty decent - it usually takes me about four or five hours, and I can be totally flexible with when I do it, rather than having a real job, that I probably couldn't make it to all the time.
It's nice to actually do something for my money - rather than just try and bum it off my mum all the time - because that was totally unfair.

The best deal, as in pricewise of something I've bought, is parts one, two and three of GitS:SAC for six pounds, basically new. :D

 Title: This Is The First Day Of My Life
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: Shikamaru/Temari, Shikamaru/Asuma (one sided)
Summary: Shikamaru knows he's got to let go sometime.
A/N: Only quick. I just felt like writing something I guess. And I love Shikamaru/Temari. They're lovely together. :)

( This is the first day of my life, glad I didn't die before I met you. )

 Well, just generally speaking, it's biting my nails - but I don't want to try and break it as a habit, because I hate having long nails.
I'm sorry, but they just get dirt all under them, and it looks nasty - OR you have fake ones that make you look like a terrible Porn Star. :3
I always bite my nails when I get anxious or nervous though as just an impulse thing to do, so it immediately becomes obvious to my parents if something's wrong, when my fingers are practically bleeding - which makes it kind of difficult to hide things from them. Haha.

But on a weirder note, when my Granddad went into hospital, he was in Coronary Care, the ICU, and the High Dependency Unit - all of which required you to disinfect your hands thoroughly before you went in, and after you left. There were instructions on the wall as to how to clean your hands thoroughly, which took about a minute, each time.
It does however mean, that whenever I use say, a public loo or something, when I wash my hands, I look really Lady-Macbeth-OCD about it - because I'm so used to doing such a thorough clean of my hands.
Heh. I suppose it's not necessarily a bad habit as such - just a bit weird. :)

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.

 

 Title: First Time
Author: In the immortal words of Han Solo – Hey, it’s me!
Rating: Very much nc-17
Pairing: Chas/John [Hellblazer – not movieverse.]
Summary: John’s never done this before.
A/N: I wanted a Chas-in-control fic. Because whilst John’s totally awesome, Chas doesn’t get enough love. Porniest thing I’ve ever written – I wanted to avoid Mills & Boone-esque clichés. No engorged, throbbing man shafts here guys. I tried to make it half convincing? Comments really, really appreciated. J

( MOAR! )

Well I'm already prepared with my towel.

If I was exiled to outer space? That would be totally and completely awesome.
If I had to settle and explore one place, it would totally be Pluto - which, btw, is totally still a planet, not just some 'dwarf planet'. NO IT'S REAL. But if I were allowed to drift, I'd probably visit the whole Kuiper Belt, and like, the Oort Cloud. Then onwards to random galaxies and stuff. Just to see what's going down, away frome home. Although maybe I'd just settle on the moon. That way maybe I could bribe astronauts to bring me like, Heinz Baked Beans and Loo Roll from Earth - like people do when they live in a different country.  But admittedly it'd be way less interesting.

What I'd take with me? Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, obviously - can't be floating about in space without it.
My iPod. Prolly customise it with solar powered batteries.
British comedy on DVD - sure I can get some handy hints about space from Red Dwarf and Hyperdrive.
Oh. Star Wars, ofc. The originals. Because they're set later in the future, so will be more accurate about the Solar System and are evidently superior to their monstrous counterparts.
Food and drink and oxygen - but I guess that goes without saying.
And my X-Box. It would be a sweet life.
Livin' on Pluto with my X-Box.
:)

 

 These writers block things make me smile when I have nothing better to do. :)
I name anything that I think is vaguely important in my room, which at the moment, is my laptop, iPod, phone, Nintendo DS, X-Box and Cacti.
My cacti are probably my best inanimate object friends - I have three of them which sit on my window sill called Bruce, Murphy, and Yamada.
Bruce is the tallest,  named after Bruce Springsteen, and he lives in an oversized and overpriced mug from Alton Towers.
Murphy is all fluffy, rather than pointy, so generally I see him as the baby cactus out of all of them, and he's named after The Dropkick Murphys.
Yamada actually has flowers on, so he's a bit fruity, and he's named after Yamada from Akira.
My other things are named, but generally don't have as established personalities.
Laptop is Loki, iPod is Sidney, Phone is John, DS is Nigel and X-Box is Fontaine. :)


I'm sure I should really be studying whilst on study leave, but d'you know what?
I CAN'T BE BOTHERED. :D

EDIT:
I'mma write some fanfiction. :3
I haven't for ages.
And get some supernoodles.
I'm hungry.

Oh man.
Okay, so I'm not usually a japanophile, but Tampopo in the Trafford Center do the best gyozas I've ever had. I could seriously just eat them forever. Even if it is just a starter. I'm actually kinda drooling a bit. D: That's awful.
Secondly it'd be this thing called Chicken and Lemongrass that my dad cooks, it's just like rice and chillies and lemongrass and fish sauce (which is only nice when it's /in/ the dish. Otherwise euw. D:) and onions and stuff. It's absolutely awesome. One of the only things that my dad can actually cook, as he doesn't really have what can be described as 'mad culinary skillz'. ;)
My parents and I cook this thing with rice that has all herbs and tomatoes in it - all the tomato just goes to nothing - which is good, 'cause I won't eat them otherwise - and the rice is rinsed beforehand, so it has a slightly different texture and taste to usual, which makes it really good. Then you put feta cheese on the top of it, and prawns.
Which sounds totally awful, but it's so nice. I reccommend it.
If anyone wants recipies or anything just ask. But heh, I eat some weird food.

Also, not really a dish, but I figured it should get a mention - pizza from Dominos in Stockton Heath is amazing.  I dunner what it is, but the pizza tastes so much better when it's from there, than anywhere else I know. With Tuna, sweetcorn and pepperoni on it ofc. :3

Title: Homelife.
Rating: NC-17.
Summary: The way Kankuro sees it, stuff is fine how it is.
Warnings: Cursing, PWP, M/M.

 My friend Neil recommended Naruto to me about a month ago - and I've really gotten into it, despite swearing to myself that I would never like it. On principal. xD
So I wrote fic.
It's five drabbles which make a whole fic, but each one can be read on its own I suppose.
They're all 100 words exactly. :)

Title: Untitled.
Rating: Pg
Pairing: Kakashi/Iruka.
Summary: He shouldn't be surprised.

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